Saturday, July 16, 2011

War Mongering

Republicans remain united in the face of the rabble. The War on Women is progressing wonderfully with a record number of laws passed to restrict abortion. Funding has been slashed to Planned Parenthood which should lead to significant attrition of democratic poor whores.

The war on elderly, young and poor voters is a huge success.

It is tragic that Rupert "Goebbels" Murdoch is feeling some pressure. The scandal broke in the UK, but there are calls for investigations in the US and Australia.

Monday, March 7, 2011

Proud to be Right

It's time to stand tall and be proud of who we are. We are the conservatives who wish to turn back the clock. We are succeeding in a campaign to destroy the last bastion of collective strength for the Democratic Party, now led by the Muslim monkey in the White House with his socialist agenda. We will not stop until we restore the glory of feudalism remade under the corporate banners. We will not stop until we win the war on science and remove the charade of evolution from our schools. We will not stop until our God given right for dominion over animal and nature is restored from the economy killing tree-huggers.

We are winning the battle to regain control. The agenda is moving forward, spearheaded by Lord Scott Walker who has defeated the liberal communists in Wisconsin with their collective bargaining that has ruined America. This final assault on labor is just starting to gain momentum and we must press on in other states. Solutions to the liberal problem are now being implemented in twelve states.

We are winning the battle in Michigan where conservatives control both the state House and Senate. The Unions are being defeated and Emergency Managers are poised to void contracts and take control of municipalities thanks to a straight party-line vote.

We must stop the Godless homosexual agenda to destroy the American family. This fight directly affects the children who form the initial lines of defense. Bullying is essential for preventing normal and good kids from succumbing to LGBT sins. Andy Blom is leading the way because he knows this about the anti-bullying legislation," In truth, the whole homosexual agenda gets filtered into the schools through anti-bullying."

We will fight to restore a proper work ethic into the spoiled youth of America. Efforts to change child labor laws are underway, led by Sen. Debra Plowman, R-Hampden, and backed by Gov. Paul LePage. Both believe high school-age students should be allowed to work longer hours and more often during the school year.

Representative Steve King is our voice of reason helping to defund the Tsunami Warning System that wastes enormous monies in a worthless attempt to defend the commies, Jews and fags that populate the West Coast which God will soon purge from the face of this planet.
Chairman of the Homeland Security Committee, Peter King, is keeping his eye on the ball leading hearings on the dangers of the radicalization of American Muslims. Meanwhile Republican Jeff Duncan is "outraged" and calls out Obama for not singling out Muslims as enemies to our cherished republic.

After an emergency meeting of our righteous representatives, the government funding of liberal propaganda is near an end. NPR should soon loose all government funding.

We will put women back in their place and fight for life from the moment of conception no matter what the circumstances. Even if a woman is impregnated through rape or incest and even if the life of the mother is threatened, we will continue to fight for the right to life of the defenseless unborn. We will even work to redefine rape because some of those women are just asking for it or don't really put up a fight. Praise for Rand Paul for telling it like it is. Praise to Indiana Republican Mike Pence and all the others who labors to end Planned Parenthood because we're already being out-bred by other races.

Thanks to Tea Party Republicans in Missouri, our God given right to abuse animals for profit is returning to us after a tree-hugger referendum was passed to give country club lifestyles to puppies.

Stand tall, be proud and let it be known, we are The Regressive Right.